How QuicklyPosted: February 22, 2009
I just had to share this. Thanks to Vickie…
How quickly the years pass …
Tips for the ladies in 2009 …
1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits — buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt … a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30-day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot … it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 … turn it into lemonade, then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember … every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone else’s ex-boyfriend!