I will not come

I will not go

I will not wear

That friggin’ bow!

I will not beg

I will not heel

I will not fetch

Oh please, get real!

I will not hurry

I will not rush

I will not stop

For comb or brush,

I will not smile

I will not stay

I will not please

In any way,

Treat! 

Did you say Treat??

I am your best puppy

Obedient and Sweet…

Now, where’s that Treat???

 Kathy Rasmussen  Ó 2008